Deep Thoughts

by Jack Handey

“Deep Thought” – Knowing When to Let Go

I know the summer travel season is nearing an end, but with Labor Day Weekend looming, here’s a small tip to those who may be thinking of hitting the road… If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ’em go, because, man, they’re gone. — Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

“Deep Thought” – Trick or Treat

For any of you who may be less than enamored with the idea of all those cute little trick-or-treaters knocking on your door this evening… I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away. — Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Happy Halloween!

“Deep Thought” – Back to School

Seems it’s that time again. In honor of all those students headed back to school… Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they should just call them “impressions,” and if you got a different “impression,” so what, can’t we all be brothers? — Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey