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“Deep Thought” – Trick or Treat

For any of you who may be less than enamored with the idea of all those cute little trick-or-treaters knocking on your door this evening… I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away. — Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Happy Halloween!

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“Deep Thought” – Making the Team

This one hits a little close to home, but since we are in the thick of football season… I remember that fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. “You don’t have to tell me,” I said. “I’m off the team, aren’t I?” “Well,” said Coach, “you

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“Deep Thought” for a Rainy Day

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me? Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny. — Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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Interview – Warren Fitzpatrick

A new interview today… this one conducted by an author friend, Warren Fitzpatrick. You can visit the overview page on my site, or just click here to go straight to the interview. Either way, fantasy readers might want to check out the full site Warren has put together for his own

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“Deep Thought” – Back to School

Seems it’s that time again. In honor of all those students headed back to school… Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they should just call them “impressions,” and if you got a different “impression,” so what, can’t we all be brothers? — Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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